Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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