Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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