Dual....:-)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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