that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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