i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Found your dick twin last night
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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