Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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