Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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