I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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