Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
