It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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