Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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