I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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