we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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