awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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