yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
