What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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