i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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