"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I see more hoeing in ur future
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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