After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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