Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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