I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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