I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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