Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wear drunk well.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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