after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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