I want to walk on stilts...naked
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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