Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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