You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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