My Higher Power is John Stamos
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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