Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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