Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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