You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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