ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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