I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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