Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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