Sry I called you an 8
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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