Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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