im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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