Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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