She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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