Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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