she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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