If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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