I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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