The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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