What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just google imaged poop.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We need to rekindle our bromance
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Randomize
