I feel great
I just peed on a car
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
That accounts for only three of the penises
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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