If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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