He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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