the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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