He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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