I queefed so loud it echoed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Floor bacon is actually really good
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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