So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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